Types Of People You Will Meet Online

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Social Media they say is a leveler and maybe it is true. Everyone appears to come to the same level once they are behind the keyboard.
While people are diverse and different, I have been a social media experts for some time now and can say that people are basically the same on social media.
Yes, I know the basic type of people on the internet especially on social media and I am sharing them with you.
The Underground People
These ones will have you as SEE FIRST, but will hardly ever comment. They make sure that they read all your posts. In fact, some will visit your wall to read your old posts. Their major concern is to read your posts and leave your wall. They probably like you. They look forward to your post but never quite active.
The Likers
This category of people like every one of your updates. Even if you update how armed robbers came to your house. They will LIKE. You died, LIKE.
Some of them won’t even bother if the post is rubbish. Sometimes these categories of friends don't even bother reading your post yet they'll click the like button. They are just too addicted to the LIKE button.
The Amakalite
These ones use "Am" instead of "I am or I'm".
The ones who will never ever speak good English. These people can kill you with their grammar! And they will still be forming cool and suave with their AK 47! Throwing bomb here and there.
WELL DONE!
Feminist Attackers
These people actually believe that once they can attach feminism to their post, people will definitely like and share. They bash feminist for Global warming, Trump, Buhari and every inanity you can think about.
The Bitter Feminists
This List won't be complete without them. They are the Men are Scum gangs, constantly bashing men and making outrageous generalizations.
They don't have a clue what feminism is all about but will milk it to make a point all day.
The Comments Readers
This category of people isn't concerned about what you post.. The moment they sight "2,3,5 comments" on your post, they come in.
You will often catch them liking a post agreeing or disagreeing with you but they never react to your own post.
The Sharers
These are the people who will make sure that they click the share button after reading your posts.
They may not have a lot of original content on their wall but they are contented with sharing.
Some of these people may not like or comment on your posts but they’ll share it to their wall, groups or friend’s wall. This kind of people are very few in your friends' list.
Grammar Nazis
These people won't stop looking for errors or faults in your posts.
They won't comment on your posts until they see grammatical errors or faults in your post. 
Most of these people will correct your errors publicly. Although, it’s not bad to correct friend’s errors these people won’t comment except they see errors in your posts.
Inbox Invaders
Once he or she adds you, you are already owing them a conversation.
It is like this category of people have some sort of radar.
They apparently take the "Say Hi" instruction by Facebook too seriously.
responds to stimuli i.e the green light that notifies you are online.. Immediately they spot that green light, they bombard you with messages.
The FBI Dudes
These are the ones that always get your number from one alleged mutual friend you don't know. They just say hi from nowhere and you will be wondering where this one appeared from.
The Oversabi
The ones that can be online but they won't participate. These one don't like pictures, post pictures, comment or chat
The Over-Sabi: they guys that are always engaging in one argument or the other and always feel their right.
Off The Point Merchant
These ones are constantly lost.  When everyone is talking about something, they say something totally different from what is going on.
 Most times, they will be forcing friendship on you, like is it by force to be friends.
Trolls
They find joy in starting fights or upsetting people they distract people by posting inflammatory messages or off-topic messages. 
They are good at having more than one social media account just to press your buttons.

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